nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]

(Source: danielodowd)

mustachio-furioso:

marymorstan:

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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i’m excited for lots of things right now and this is a note to my future self that this will likely reoccur

I honestly think puns have great potential to be really, really insensitive

  • Refugee: I lost my entire family in the war.
  • Me: Where did they go hahahahahahahahahahha do you get it

(Source: samanthapanther)

LILY X FAME

patshit:

By the way, my dress is for sale and the description of it on the site reads, “YOU WILL BE A HOT COMMODITY IN THIS SULTRY, FIGURE-FLATTERING BLACK STRAPLESS.

THIS UBER SEXY COLLABORATION BETWEEN FAME & PARTNERS AND BLOGGER LILY IS WHAT EVERYONE WOMAN NEEDS IN HER WARDROBE. THE SWEET, SWEET NECKLINE AND LACE PANELS ARE TOUCHES OF ELEGANCE.”

followers who live in melbourne and are free on saturday for lunch hmu if you wanna go lentils for my birthday ok 

(Source: broocewayne)

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

(Source: bricesander)

organising things is so stressful because i want EVERYONE to be able to come but i have to choose when which inevitably excludes some of my favourite people and GAH why can’t everyone just have no life and be free to see me at my behest