May 2013
marinasexual:
everything is a gif if u shake ur screen hard enough
I can’t talk to you, I panic when you try to talk to me. I can’t breathe.
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the ocean of consciousness: i want to tell you... →
theoceanofconsciousness:
i want to tell you about where i am right now
i am almost twenty one years old wearing a shirt i found hanging in a tree outside of my run down twenty one hausmate haus garden mess
i pretend like i have grand plans for my life, and sometimes i believe that i do
but most of the time, i would…
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the ocean of consciousness: What brings me... →
theoceanofconsciousness:
What brings me here?
The first time I realized I was different; when I sat on my faded couch at the age of five and started counting for no reason. I couldn’t let myself stop until I decided on a “safe” number, some magical integer that would allow me to quit my unnecessary task.
Over the…
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Ask me things please.
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ronaldkn0x:
why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
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“He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.”
– Publilius Syrus (via evatalmadge)
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i never knew that breaking someone else’s heart crushed yours too
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pickup line: i told my therapist about you
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citizen-cam:
Tony Abbott’s music policy: BjorkChoices
Tony Abbott’s porn policy: JerkChoices
Tony Abbott’s sexual dancing policy: TwerkChoices
Tony Abbott’s Star Trek policy: KirkChoices
Tony Abbott’s philosophy policy: BurkeChoices
Tony Abbott’s Middle East policy: TurkChoices
Tony Abbott’s policy on annoying people: IrkChoices
pavlovs-schrodinger:
pavlovs-schrodinger:
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
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“the real nazis were not sticklers for grammar, they were sticklers for racist...”
– every day it gets harder and harder for me not to want to be tanya’s best friend (via pleaselookaftermyghost)
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via -killerqueen)
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